The Poop Note

The infamous Poop Note, As Seen on Tai Time.

Make your friends and foes say, "not the Poop Note..."

Feeturing faux-faux leather cover.

Originally owned by the Cheezigami himself.              

Directions:

Write someone's name in the notebook while imagining their poop.

Warning:

Ensure toilet paper is easily accesible during use. Not for the weak of heart or stomach. Use only as intended.

Q&A:                                                                             

Q: My victim did not poop, is my Poop Note broken?

A: The Poop Note is not broken, you likely did not imagine their poop vividly enough.Imagine it in your mind's eye and try again.

Q: Can I write my crush's name in here repeatedly and draw little hearts to dot the "i"'s?

A: Only if you want them to poop.

We are not responsible for any accidents, especially poop-related ones.

 These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA.